blackleather-boots:

These are beautiful.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

~ 20 Reasons Tall Guys Are The Best

attaches:

1. Around a hot tall guy, you get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that you will tower over him!

2. They are born knowing how to pick you up and throw you on a bed :p

3. When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like nothing can happening to you because other people…

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

megalodonsrockyourshat:

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i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is 

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excuse

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you

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i give up

raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on